My brilliant and highly amusing aunt, Deirdre Whyte, submitted this tiny story of hilarity that I will now share with all of you. If you do not find it relatable, it may be because you don’t live in the countryside of Dublin, Ireland and that’s okay. She doesn’t want to live there either.
This evening on the way home, I’m all bright and breezy strolling down the road toward my parked car. Walking past a gas station, a white van pulls out behind me and I hear ‘mooooooooooo’.
So used to catcalls and wolf whistles through my life I roll my eyes and think ‘that’s original’.
Ten seconds later I realize there’s a trailer on the back of the van – full of cows.
Oh, how I laughed. So much I had to stop in the middle of the street doubled up. Ah, you had to be there.
If you have your own story, light anecdote or personal essay, submit them to gaf.submissions@gmail.com. Then we can all laugh at you/with you. It’s cheaper than therapy/wine.
xoxo,
Funny Girl