You may be thinking, “Wow, that’s a passive-aggressive blog title,” or you may be thinking about ordering pizza. Either way, let me introduce myself.
Hi, my name is Melanie Whyte and I’m a funny girl.
Hi, Melanie!
That was an Alcoholic Anonymous reference. Not that I’m making fun of alcoholics. I may be drinking while I write this. Can we start over? Sure, why not.
Real talk. This blog (yes, it’s a blog, Mom, this is what my degree has amounted to) is a hate child stemmed from every conversation that started with me having to prove I’m funny to the boyz club. What inspired me to start this rant fest? Hilarious women. Do you know a funny woman? How about you? I promise they’re not unicorns. But if we’re taking votes I’d like to be a mermaid.
Anyways…
This is a space for women to share their day to day mishaps and weird childhood stories. I’ll start us off with my own escapades, so if you don’t want me to share how I lost my virginity while I was on my period please send in new content. Nobody wants, that, especially you, Mom.
Please don’t think I’m a bra burning, men hating feminist. I gain support from my bras and my men. I am simply opening up a channel to promote hilarious women.
The truth is a sense of humor, wit and comedy are tied to intelligence and confidence. This is a community to support ALL women in their fart jokes and period poetry glory. Let’s get real. Let’s disprove Girls Aren’t Funny.